Latest Tamil SMS

Advice SMS

Macha vada,
Kadai theruvil
ninru kadalai podalam,
tea kadai maraivil 
ninru tham podalam,
appavin sattai paiyil 
panathai kalavadalam,
nalla than erukkum...
athey velayai nalai
vun paiyan seiyum
pothu vunakku 
puriyum.
appavin maranathirkku 
yar karanam yenru.

Funny Tamil SMS

Sorakkai-Mummy
Poosanee-Daddy
Thengai-Elder Brother
Vengayam-Enger Brother
Thakkali-Elder Sister
Perungayam-Enger Sister
Vazayai Palam-Friends
Maanga-You

Arasiyal Vs. Kadhal

Nam naatukku arasiyal enum oru vottu;
Nam kadhalikku idhayam enum oru puttu.

Life Punch SMS

Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper 
Naalai enbathu question papaer but 
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.

Kadhal Punch Dialogue Joke

Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.
Kadhal Kalyanam Joke

Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.

School Joke

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.

Teacher Student School Joke

Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?

Love

Veruppadhu yaaraaga irundhaalum,
nesippadhu naamaaga iruppom!

Annamalai Dialogue

Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.

Vaalkai Thathuvam Kavithai

Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo 
Appothu "Thunbam" illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.

True Lines
Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.
Aanal manitharidam mattum "VIZHIPPAI" irungal.
-"Kamarasar".

Kadhal Punch Dialog

Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Valzkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!

Super Latest SMS

Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance'sa Feb 14'ku vandha
love letter'rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.

Good night kadi joke

Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va... Good night.

Twister Good Morning SMS

You are in a dark room, full of
vibrating walls, covered with
pure blood. DONT WORRY, you are in a 
safe place... Its my
HEART. Good morning
Stupid Joke

Initial ulla mirugam edhu?
O-nai.

Tamil Kadi

How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai

Another Super Mokkai

Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?
Bungalaw-desh.

Comedy Mokkai

Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.
CROWsin saappiddum.

Cricket Joke SMS

Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?
Aena avar oru OPENER.

Tamil Kadi SMS

Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.

Mega Aruvai Joke

Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?
2 is the wrong answer!
The correct answer is 10.
Because:
Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10

Koundamani Senthil Comedy SMS

Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....

SMS Nagaichuvai

SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku : 
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga, 
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)

MOKKAI of the CENTURY

One man had a periya vayaru.
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".

Gounds Comedy 
Gounds goes for navy selection.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Gounds: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.