Tamil Kadi Jokes SMS

Mokkai SMS Kadi

Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?
Loksabha.

Police Thirudan Joke

Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu'ttomae.
Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam.

Protocal Mismatch

In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is "GO", Second "VA" - Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.


Tamil kadi joke

Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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"N1"...
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu.


Chinna Kadi Joke

Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singham engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?

Failure Kathal Joke

Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.

Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?

Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.

Mokkai Thathuvam

Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

Tamil Kadi Joke

Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.


Tamil Kadi Joke

Do things differently
Do different things from others
Act on your own thought
Dont follow the rules
Then only,
you will get free berth in Keelpakkam

Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke

A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Tamil Kadi SMS Joke

Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu

Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke

An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

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Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?

Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke

NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke

Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here

Principal Student College Tamil Joke

Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga