Tamil Joke SMS

Punch SMS

Kai patta figarai nesikkadhey,
anal nesitha figarai kai vaikamal vidathey!


SMS

BOOMI SIRITHTHAL' BOOGAMBAM'
KADAL SIRITHTHAL 'SUNAMI'
KAATRU SIRITHTHAL' PUJAL'
NEENGA SIRITHTHAL 'PUNNAGAI'
UNGA MOBILE SRITHTHAL ENN SWEET 'SMS'.....


FUNNY

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN....


Love Punch Dialog

Difference between Talent and Problem:
Oru ponnai erandu paer love pannurathu PROBLEM.
Oru payyanai erandu paer love pannurathu TALENT.


Love Punch SMS

Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.


Avagadro Number

Teacher: How will you find Avagadro's Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.


Mokkai of the day

Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?


Yosinga.


Theriyalayaa???.



Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar"....
Ha.ha..Ha.. Hiyo... hiyo....


FUNNY

Vimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM'
kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM'
rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM'
eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'
unakku ' KEELPAKKAM'


Mokkai jokes

Elephant and erumbu were classmates.Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee. Why?
Because that was a cut'erumbu!...)
dont cry..


Funny Lollu SMS

hello
excuse me
thoongitingala...

plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.

$$$$ MESSAGE $$$

OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.


Kadi Joke SMS

IAM CM
UR PM
IAM LOCAL
UR ISD
IAM PITHALA DOLLAR
UR US DOLLER
IAM ARYIA BHAVAN
UR SARAVANA BHAVAN
IAM 0% LOOSE
UR100% LOOSE


Teasing Joke SMS

Ungalukku oru test.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y
Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom.
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ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum?
Endha school'la padicheenga?

Blade bakkiri joke

Whats opposite of Sambar Sadham?
Rasam did not see them.


Blade SMS

Kandupidingalen!

A rich man'kkitte illathe onnu,
a poor man kitte irukkura onnu,
athai sappittal(eat) ne iranthiduve(die).

ANS: ENAKKUM THERIATHU. HA,HA.


SMS

TODAYS SUPER PUNCH:
Humm Ippadiye adudhavanga pounch ah fwd panniye kaalatha oattunga
ponga suyama room poattu
vasalla ukkandhu yosinga yosinga


by:
"suyamaai yosikka vaippoar sangam"


Mokkai Msg

Veetla irukku karapampoochi,
thookkipotta veiliapochi.


Teacher and Student Joke

Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?
Student:18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu.


Kaathiruppu

Aval thoongumvarai
kathirunthen...











Aval Sister'ku Msg Anuppa.



Masak'Kadi Joke

idhli kum thosai kum yenna different?
idhli koottama varum,
thosai single'la varum.



Marana Kadi

Appana appa mattumthan.
Ammana amma mattumthan.
Thambina thambi mattumthan.
Friendna ithu ellamethan.

By

"NADODIGAL"

EN NANBANIN NANBAN ENAKKUM NANBANE).


Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi

Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Y?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.


Two LKG Boys Joke

LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.


Husband and Wife Marriage Joke

Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Tamil Joke in English

Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"
Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

Rude and Funny Tamil SMS

oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?

Masa kadi SMS Joke

Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar

Sema Kadi Joke

How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail

Aruvai Joke

Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing

SMS Teaser in Tamil

Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.

Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!